I’d like an iPhone update to actually work, rather than bricking my fucking phone and making me spend 2-3 hours searching forums to figure out how to get it to restore.
I’d also like AT&T to spend some of the tens of millions of dollars they make from iPhone users and update their backbone to support the traffic – you know, so we can actually make calls and receive messages in the two largest cities in the US.
I’d also like a pony.